So true.Yes, and I’ve spent so much time being spontaneous and respectful. Shit.
yeah, the whole spontaneous, respectful, be yourself thing…never works.
7 months ago • 129 notes
So true.Yes, and I’ve spent so much time being spontaneous and respectful. Shit.
yeah, the whole spontaneous, respectful, be yourself thing…never works.
7 months ago • 129 notesor you can write a song about nike pink shoes.
aww thats not true… dont cry! =[
I think i wanna cry about this….
yeah, the whole spontaneous, respectful, be yourself thing…never works.
lmao lmao “i say… we got a winner!”
Or you could just force them on a date… worked with me.
Ooohh, after the fourth time this has shown up on my dash, I finally realized it says “How to GET the girl”, not “How to...
chartreuse: DOGHOUSE
more words of wisdom, this time presented in a nice pie chart for those who are more visual learners. As sad as that may...
awesome. A pie graph showing how to get the pie
Fuck you Duncan. Fuck you.
Humpreet just received a 1st degree burn =)
is that how you got your girlfriend? oh wait a minute…YOU DON’T HAVE ONE.
Nah b, that’s so wrong. You’re suppposed to say one thing to get her attention (something that will force her to reach...
@Liz L. apparently your not the only one who reacts favorably to being ignored…
switch ‘make her laugh’ and ‘ignore her’ and replace ‘borrow your friend’s puppy’ with ‘laugh at her jokes’ and i’ll...
jajajaj.,… éste estudio lo ha hecho un profundo conocedor de los sujetos a estudiar….
WARNING: Will not work all the time.
Tell her that you’ve never wanted to kill anyone more than you want to kill her. Ever. Tell her that it’s all you think...
Ignoring us does have a high success rate….. hate to admit it, but it’s true.
Probably true. =x